i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars
“We’ve got tonight, who needs tomorrow?”
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
This may be the rudest photo set on Tumblr.
I can’t feel my feet anymore
And the Tumblr Creator did open the heavens and He did take a deep breath upon seeing what His Followers were Posting On The Creation.
He did lift His hand to His furrowed brow and He did proclaim:
“Oh my Me, please, for My’s skaes…TAGETH THINE PORN.”
It should really be against some sort of cosmic law to start your period on your birthday.
PLEASE TELL ME SUGAR’S BRACELET SAYS ‘ANGLE’
Any other iPhone users having this issue where your blog no longer has a link?
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE ONE THAT ANDERSON COOPER GOT SO BORED OF WHAT SHE WAS SAYING THAT HE STARTED STARING AT HIS PHONE TO SEE WHAT WAS REALLY GOING ON
I accidentally got on tumblr during Glee which I won’t be able to watch until the morning. It was maybe the best accident ever. Hello Darren’s ass.